Rapper/actress Eve was arrested for DUI early this morning after she crashed her gold Maserati into a center divider on Hollywood Boulevard. According to TMZ, Eve was "visibly upset" as she was handcuffed and led into a squad car (Editors Note: NO SHIT). Around 4:00 AM Sean Penn showed up to the police station to make sure Eve was OK. Wait, Sean Penn?

Hard time couldn't have been that bad for just-busted rapper Eve -- TMZ has learned that she got an early morning celebrity visit from Oscar-winning actor Sean Penn! Police sources said, "He came to see how Eve was doing." (Source)

I guess the obvious question here is how and why a 46-year-old Oscar winning actor is friends with a 28-year-old hip hop artist. That's just odd. What's also odd is that no clothing company has seen fit to design a line of evening wear specially tailored for men with huge upper bodies. Sometimes--when I note that lack of dinner jackets in my closet--I almost wish I wasn't born with such incredible strength. But then I flex in the mirror and those thoughts are tossed aside. God I'm sexy. And modest. "Sexily modest" if you will.