Joel Madden (ex-boyfriend of Hilary Duff; current boyfriend of Nicole Richie) told the recent issue of Blender magazine that if it wasn't for cigarettes "I would be doing heroin, probably on a daily basis.” Just to clarify, Joel Madden is dating Nicole Richie and not under the influence of mind-altering drugs. Wow. Isn't there a law against that? Like shouldn't he lose the rights to his penis for six months? "I'm horny Joel, let's go back to your place." "Nah I can't, my penis was suspended last month by that judge in Texas."