Fall Out Boy was scheduled supposed to kick-off the Honda Civic Tour April 18 but the tour had to be pushed back. Bassist Pete Wentz chalked up the delay to "personal issues" he was going through.--like maybe the fact he doesn't want to be in the band. Wentz told Guitar World's Bass Guitar magazine that sometimes he wishes the band "would break up tomorrow." Regarding his rock star ego, Pete told the mag:

"I don't wake up every morning and lick my reflection off the mirror. But hey, show me a musician who isn't caught up in himself."

He doesn't wake up every morning and his lick his reflection in the mirror because that dude he's sleeping next to does it for him. Seriously, if this guy's straight then my mom can run a four minute mile and she's been permanently wheelchair-bound ever since falling into that novelty-sized vat of chocolate at the Hershey's factory. If only she had listened and we had gone to Graceland that summer.