Star Magazine is reporting that Paula Abdul was a total bitch on a recent Southwest flight from San Jose to Burbank, California. According to an eyewitness:

“[Paula] asked to be let on the plane and seated first,” but after she was told that only young children, people with disabilities and the elderly were allowed to board early, she reportedly declared, “But I’m famous! I need to go on first!”

Once boarding began, Abdul pushed her way in front of the rest of the passengers so that she did get on first, and tried to keep the seat next to her empty, telling others it was taken. Finally, a flight attendant told her she had to give up the seat because the flight was full. Abdul kept her head bowed and reportedly was “twitchy” during much of the trip. (Source)

Paula Abdul's grievous treatment aboard this Southwest flight is a great example of why I quit flying commercial years ago. You know what happened the last time I asked a flight attendant for a foot rub? She laughed at me. And then she had the gall to pepper spray me because I "allegedly" spit on her. The team of butlers aboard my Lear Jet would never do that! They also make a killer ice cream sundae topped with the blood of my enemies. Well not really but it's still damn tasty.