According to the New York Daily News, in the "spirit of Easter, Paris Hilton bought two bunny rabbits and named one Marilyn and the other Monroe." And in the spirit of hating Paris Hilton, I also bought two bunny rabbits, naming one Paris and the other Hilton. And then I ritually sacrificed them. But don't tell my mom. I got so busted the last time I sacrificed rabbits in the house.
This is an absolute travesty. Shame on the pet store that sold these poor victims to this whore. It's only a matter of time before they get locked up in an undersized cage and placed in some dusty corner of her self-portrait-laden mansion to be forgotten forever. Sad, sad, sad.
Now we know what was in this push-up bra.
Can rabbits get herpes?
Why not buy 11 bunny rabbits and name each P, A, R, I, S......
I get the feeling those rabbits are mating in her hands...which is EXACTLY what I would like to do!
what happened to all those other random pets she had, like kinkajous or whatever else? are they just sitting in her closet with the rest of her worn-once accessories?
ahh her pets are so cute