Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian's friendship is on the rocks. To refresh your memory as to who Kim Kardashian actually is, find a picture of Paris Hilton from the last year. Kim is that chick with the big rack standing next to her. There's also a sex tape of her and rapper Ray-J floating around if that's your kinda thing (EDITOR'S NOTE: I have nine copies because, yes, it is my kinda thing). Anyways, Paris is supposedly pissed that her friend is hogging the spotlight and is even being called "the new Paris" by some in the media. Paris demonstrated her displeasure with Kim by not attending a party thrown for her last week in Las Vegas. Kardashian's former publicist, Jonathan Jaxson, took time from his busy schedule of cursing his parents for giving him such a gay last name to remark:

"Even when I would talk to editors of magazines and other media outlets about featuring Kim, they would comment on how they are moving past Paris in hopes to bring someone fresh to the spotlight, like Kim." (Source)

I've got news for you, Kim ain't too "fresh." Have you seen her sex-tape? She's opened wider than Rosie O'Donnell's mouth at Sizzler's All You Can Eat Shrimp Feed. I heard an OB/GYN once stuck a flashlight up Kim's vagina and a beam of light shot out her mouth. Seriously, I can't make this stuff up folks.