Pam Anderson responded to those bikini pics of her in Hawaii that pretty much every gossip site posted yesterday. From her website:
It’s only a family vacation. We had a great time in Maui - hope everyone had a great spring break too - no photographers.Thank god I don't have a google alert on myself (like some people I know do on themselves) - I've just been sent some pics from Hawaii - I have to laugh - well at least the world knows I don't get botox - ha!...I'm much hotter in my mind - (I swear I look better) - then again I hardly check a mirror before I go outside - may start doing that more.
I may have to start working out too though - genes and gymnastics have gotten me this far.
I just refuse to let these paparazzi ruin my time or my lifestyle in general with my children - I'm not going to spend time putting makeup on or staying covered up on the beach - it's definitely surreal though - I think I look alright but everywhere you turn you have a camera in your face - up you butt - it's crazy - too many tabloids - must be running out of stuff to print...I'm a semi-retired single mom - hello?
I'm having a great time with my kids always!...nothing new.
Note to Pam Anderson: We were laughing at your deformed tits, not how fat you are. "Working out" ain't gonna help those rippling masses unless it's in the context of you "working out" a plan to get a dual mastectomy. I'm just kidding, you know I love you. When you get back in town, let's do lunch.
It’s only a family vacation. We had a great time in Maui - hope everyone had a great spring break too - no photographers.Thank god I don't have a google alert on myself (like some people I know do on themselves) - I've just been sent some pics from Hawaii - I have to laugh - well at least the world knows I don't get botox - ha!...I'm much hotter in my mind - (I swear I look better) - then again I hardly check a mirror before I go outside - may start doing that more.
I may have to start working out too though - genes and gymnastics have gotten me this far.
I just refuse to let these paparazzi ruin my time or my lifestyle in general with my children - I'm not going to spend time putting makeup on or staying covered up on the beach - it's definitely surreal though - I think I look alright but everywhere you turn you have a camera in your face - up you butt - it's crazy - too many tabloids - must be running out of stuff to print...I'm a semi-retired single mom - hello?
I'm having a great time with my kids always!...nothing new.
Note to Pam Anderson: We were laughing at your deformed tits, not how fat you are. "Working out" ain't gonna help those rippling masses unless it's in the context of you "working out" a plan to get a dual mastectomy. I'm just kidding, you know I love you. When you get back in town, let's do lunch.
her website:It’s only a family vacation. We had a great time in Maui - hope everyone had a great spring break too - no photographers.Thank god I don't have a google alert on myself (like some people I know do on themselves) - I've just been sent some pics from Hawaii - I have to laugh - well at least the world knows I don't get botox - ha!...I'm much hotter in my mind - (I swear I look better) - then again I hardly check a mirror before I go outside - may start doing that more.
I may have to start working out too though - genes and gymnastics have gotten me this far.
I just refuse to let these paparazzi ruin my time or my lifestyle in general with my children - I'm not going to spend time putting makeup on or staying covered up on the beach - it's definitely surreal though - I think I look alright but everywhere you turn you have a camera in your face - up you butt - it's crazy - too many tabloids - must be running out of stuff to print...I'm a semi-retired single mom - hello?
I'm having a great time with my kids always!...nothing new.
Note to Pam Anderson: We were laughing at your deformed tits, not how fat you are. "Working out" ain't gonna help those rippling masses unless it's in the context of you "working out" a plan to get a dual mastectomy. I'm just kidding, you know I love you. When you get back in town, let's do lunch.
It’s only a family vacation. We had a great time in Maui - hope everyone had a great spring break too - no photographers.Thank god I don't have a google alert on myself (like some people I know do on themselves) - I've just been sent some pics from Hawaii - I have to laugh - well at least the world knows I don't get botox - ha!...I'm much hotter in my mind - (I swear I look better) - then again I hardly check a mirror before I go outside - may start doing that more.
I may have to start working out too though - genes and gymnastics have gotten me this far.
I just refuse to let these paparazzi ruin my time or my lifestyle in general with my children - I'm not going to spend time putting makeup on or staying covered up on the beach - it's definitely surreal though - I think I look alright but everywhere you turn you have a camera in your face - up you butt - it's crazy - too many tabloids - must be running out of stuff to print...I'm a semi-retired single mom - hello?
I'm having a great time with my kids always!...nothing new.
Note to Pam Anderson: We were laughing at your deformed tits, not how fat you are. "Working out" ain't gonna help those rippling masses unless it's in the context of you "working out" a plan to get a dual mastectomy. I'm just kidding, you know I love you. When you get back in town, let's do lunch.
her website:It’s only a family vacation. We had a great time in Maui - hope everyone had a great spring break too - no photographers.Thank god I don't have a google alert on myself (like some people I know do on themselves) - I've just been sent some pics from Hawaii - I have to laugh - well at least the world knows I don't get botox - ha!...I'm much hotter in my mind - (I swear I look better) - then again I hardly check a mirror before I go outside - may start doing that more.
I may have to start working out too though - genes and gymnastics have gotten me this far.
I just refuse to let these paparazzi ruin my time or my lifestyle in general with my children - I'm not going to spend time putting makeup on or staying covered up on the beach - it's definitely surreal though - I think I look alright but everywhere you turn you have a camera in your face - up you butt - it's crazy - too many tabloids - must be running out of stuff to print...I'm a semi-retired single mom - hello?
I'm having a great time with my kids always!...nothing new.
Note to Pam Anderson: We were laughing at your deformed tits, not how fat you are. "Working out" ain't gonna help those rippling masses unless it's in the context of you "working out" a plan to get a dual mastectomy. I'm just kidding, you know I love you. When you get back in town, let's do lunch.
It’s only a family vacation. We had a great time in Maui - hope everyone had a great spring break too - no photographers.Thank god I don't have a google alert on myself (like some people I know do on themselves) - I've just been sent some pics from Hawaii - I have to laugh - well at least the world knows I don't get botox - ha!...I'm much hotter in my mind - (I swear I look better) - then again I hardly check a mirror before I go outside - may start doing that more.
I may have to start working out too though - genes and gymnastics have gotten me this far.
I just refuse to let these paparazzi ruin my time or my lifestyle in general with my children - I'm not going to spend time putting makeup on or staying covered up on the beach - it's definitely surreal though - I think I look alright but everywhere you turn you have a camera in your face - up you butt - it's crazy - too many tabloids - must be running out of stuff to print...I'm a semi-retired single mom - hello?
I'm having a great time with my kids always!...nothing new.
Note to Pam Anderson: We were laughing at your deformed tits, not how fat you are. "Working out" ain't gonna help those rippling masses unless it's in the context of you "working out" a plan to get a dual mastectomy. I'm just kidding, you know I love you. When you get back in town, let's do lunch.
her website:It’s only a family vacation. We had a great time in Maui - hope everyone had a great spring break too - no photographers.Thank god I don't have a google alert on myself (like some people I know do on themselves) - I've just been sent some pics from Hawaii - I have to laugh - well at least the world knows I don't get botox - ha!...I'm much hotter in my mind - (I swear I look better) - then again I hardly check a mirror before I go outside - may start doing that more.
I may have to start working out too though - genes and gymnastics have gotten me this far.
I just refuse to let these paparazzi ruin my time or my lifestyle in general with my children - I'm not going to spend time putting makeup on or staying covered up on the beach - it's definitely surreal though - I think I look alright but everywhere you turn you have a camera in your face - up you butt - it's crazy - too many tabloids - must be running out of stuff to print...I'm a semi-retired single mom - hello?
I'm having a great time with my kids always!...nothing new.
Note to Pam Anderson: We were laughing at your deformed tits, not how fat you are. "Working out" ain't gonna help those rippling masses unless it's in the context of you "working out" a plan to get a dual mastectomy. I'm just kidding, you know I love you. When you get back in town, let's do lunch.
It’s only a family vacation. We had a great time in Maui - hope everyone had a great spring break too - no photographers.Thank god I don't have a google alert on myself (like some people I know do on themselves) - I've just been sent some pics from Hawaii - I have to laugh - well at least the world knows I don't get botox - ha!...I'm much hotter in my mind - (I swear I look better) - then again I hardly check a mirror before I go outside - may start doing that more.
I may have to start working out too though - genes and gymnastics have gotten me this far.
I just refuse to let these paparazzi ruin my time or my lifestyle in general with my children - I'm not going to spend time putting makeup on or staying covered up on the beach - it's definitely surreal though - I think I look alright but everywhere you turn you have a camera in your face - up you butt - it's crazy - too many tabloids - must be running out of stuff to print...I'm a semi-retired single mom - hello?
I'm having a great time with my kids always!...nothing new.
Note to Pam Anderson: We were laughing at your deformed tits, not how fat you are. "Working out" ain't gonna help those rippling masses unless it's in the context of you "working out" a plan to get a dual mastectomy. I'm just kidding, you know I love you. When you get back in town, let's do lunch.
her website:It’s only a family vacation. We had a great time in Maui - hope everyone had a great spring break too - no photographers.Thank god I don't have a google alert on myself (like some people I know do on themselves) - I've just been sent some pics from Hawaii - I have to laugh - well at least the world knows I don't get botox - ha!...I'm much hotter in my mind - (I swear I look better) - then again I hardly check a mirror before I go outside - may start doing that more.
I may have to start working out too though - genes and gymnastics have gotten me this far.
I just refuse to let these paparazzi ruin my time or my lifestyle in general with my children - I'm not going to spend time putting makeup on or staying covered up on the beach - it's definitely surreal though - I think I look alright but everywhere you turn you have a camera in your face - up you butt - it's crazy - too many tabloids - must be running out of stuff to print...I'm a semi-retired single mom - hello?
I'm having a great time with my kids always!...nothing new.
Note to Pam Anderson: We were laughing at your deformed tits, not how fat you are. "Working out" ain't gonna help those rippling masses unless it's in the context of you "working out" a plan to get a dual mastectomy. I'm just kidding, you know I love you. When you get back in town, let's do lunch.
It’s only a family vacation. We had a great time in Maui - hope everyone had a great spring break too - no photographers.Thank god I don't have a google alert on myself (like some people I know do on themselves) - I've just been sent some pics from Hawaii - I have to laugh - well at least the world knows I don't get botox - ha!...I'm much hotter in my mind - (I swear I look better) - then again I hardly check a mirror before I go outside - may start doing that more.
I may have to start working out too though - genes and gymnastics have gotten me this far.
I just refuse to let these paparazzi ruin my time or my lifestyle in general with my children - I'm not going to spend time putting makeup on or staying covered up on the beach - it's definitely surreal though - I think I look alright but everywhere you turn you have a camera in your face - up you butt - it's crazy - too many tabloids - must be running out of stuff to print...I'm a semi-retired single mom - hello?
I'm having a great time with my kids always!...nothing new.
Note to Pam Anderson: We were laughing at your deformed tits, not how fat you are. "Working out" ain't gonna help those rippling masses unless it's in the context of you "working out" a plan to get a dual mastectomy. I'm just kidding, you know I love you. When you get back in town, let's do lunch.
i really never thought i'd say this, but i just gained a modicum of respect for pamela anderson...she handled it with relative dignity ::shock horror::
"genes and gymnastics" must be a code word for "silicone implants". I'm so glad that she is too good for botox though..she's one of those natural celebrities that are aging gracefully as God intended.
Ha! This whore wants everybody to believe she's not a narcissist. Pamela Anderson practically invented the "get bigger implants, become a star" move, and she's talking about genes and gymnastics. To her genes is surgery, and lets be honest, gymnastics is cock-gobbling. It's getting sad, grandma.
You are soooooooo hot. I wish I could go out with you and don't say you don't check the mirror because you look great
you are so hot. don't let any one say your not. Your tits aren't deformed there great and your the most beutiful girl I've seen in my life
omg she's a fatty.