Apparently some guy hacked into Lindsay Lohan's MySpace account yesterday and is setting up a website to release a bunch of her personal emails and pictures. Here's the link to Lindsay's profile (now set to private). The kind folks over at ONTD managed to snag a few screen shots before the profile was shut down (below). The guy that did the hacking claims to have been hired by Paris Hilton. Check out the following exchange between Lindsay and Paris that occurred just last week:
Paris (regarding Perez Hilton):
i chill with perez on ocasion, he gets invited to things. yes im not denying that but we do not talk on a regular basis, atleast not enough for your name to even be broughten up. he doesnt post bad things because he likes me, not because i tell him shit about you. so make sense before you talk. just because he doesnt like you doesnt mean you can blame that on me. i have nothing against you, well i had nothing against you. but your bi polar ass stars drama like this and gives me reasons to have things against you. me & perez arent on any fucking team, im not associated with his blog in anyway. if it bothers you so damn much, dont go on his page
Lindsay's response:
FUCK YOU cunt! now that really does make me wonder....i know u chill with perez, thats a given, ... u guys use eachother like tampons. why didn't he post not 1 article or anything regarding your "stolen storage" stunt? i hate that fat fuck, and i know u had something to do with that story. look up my name on his page and just read the crazy stories hes been making up, then when we click on ur name, its always "paris at fashion week" or something Not negative. god knows what u 2 have against me, but i wont sit here and pretend like we are friends. this shits so old, i get headaches. go suck elliots dick. (NOTE: "elliot" is Paris' publicist Elliot Mintz)
Paris' response:
dont start trouble. just because youre bored as hell doesnt give you the right to bring up all this dumb madeup shit you have going on in your head.i dont even talk to perez so nice try with accusation. lesbo
[EDITOR'S NOTE: there's probably more but the screenshot's cut off]
Damn, these bitches really do hate each other. They're like a couple of catty high schoolers. I wonder who Paris is taking to the prom???? My money's on the basketball team.
I'll post more stuff as it's released
Hacking is a federal crime and hiring someone to hack is conspiracy to damage or disrupt telecommunications,which is also a federal crime that gets 5 years for each offense. So, if this is true, Paris could get 5 years for each instance of hacking? That would be so cool.
They should settle this like all women should settle disagreements...in an inflatable pool filled with canola oil.
Or just put the pool with oil in prison and make them fight every day for 5 years. I'll hold the whip.
Yuk, after the fight, I'd dispose of that oil in a hasmat-safe drum then launch it into the sun; then again, I don't want the sun to catch an STD.
By the way, who dies first?
Britney, Lindsay, or Paris? The odds are against Paris because he crotch is already rotting out, but my dark horse (or whore) would be Britney. The bitch is crazy.
They all died at the same time in a huge explosion when the oil was ignited by lindsay's 'FIRE'crotch. Errr does canola oil take fire?