Check out what Kurt Russell told the May issue of Men's Journal magazine about the time he was almost knifed to death as a little kid:
"I was in third grade, and . . . I noticed this really hot chick hanging out under the bridge with her friend. She was probably 13, and there was this vibe about her, you know. She says, 'Hey, come here.' I think I'm going to get my first kiss. She lifts my shirt, then all of a sudden reaches into her bee hive, pulls out a penknife, and drags it about 6 inches across my stomach. It starts to bleed, and they haul ass. I was, like, 'What?'" (Source)
Jesus Christ what kind of school did Kurt Russell go to? Don't get me wrong, the girls at my school were bitches, they just never hid shanks in their hair. At worst, they'd get really catty and levy some false rape accusations against you ... like I was supposed to hear her say "NO" with that ski mask on--that thing can make it pretty tough to hear sometimes.
EDITOR'S NOTE: Not even 9:15 A.M. and I've already made two rape jokes. This is shaping up to be a great week!
Dude, you're totally shameless. Is there any gossip blogs out there you don't steal jokes, ideas, and formats from? Try coming up with something original for a change.
What the hell are you talking about?
Nick
Editor
Celebslam.com
God, if you are the all knowing, you would see that Celebslam is one of the most innovative blogs going today. True, some of the stories might be the same, but Nick puts his own hilarious twist to everyone of them.
Now go peddle your negativity somewhere else before I come up there and beat your ass with your own sandal.
God doesn't fuckin' scare me!