Some rich Russian dude is paying Jennifer Lopez $3 million to sing at his wife's 30th birthday party tomorrow. Russian banker Andrei Melnichenko is no stranger to shelling out millions to singers, having previously paid Christina Aguilera to perform at his wedding a few years ago. According to an insider:

"J-Lo was booked because both Andrei and Aleksandra are fans of her. She is flying in specially from LA. All week there have been lorry loads of stuff coming in. The marquee has been done out like a really plush nightclub. There are going to be acrobats and a huge firework display by the lakes." (Source)

Big deal. On my seventh birthday my parent's flew in the incomparable Sparky the Clown. And by flew in, I mean paid his bus fare. And by incomparable, I mean he touched me. Which sort of explains why I like to pay my "dates" extra to wear way too much lipstick, and my fascination with the band KISS.