April 2007 Archives

Found another video of rapper Akon raping dancing with some girls at one of his concerts (these ladies seem a bit older and more willing than that 14 year old from a few weeks ago). Universal Music is taking these Akon videos down about as fast as they can be put up so I'm sure this clip won't be around too much longer. When Akon finally takes this "dancing" to the next level, the blood [and semen] will be on your hands Universal Music! You can't just sweep this under the rug like that murder I committed when I was 15. Remember kiddies, try to squeeze in those Class A felonies before you hit 18.

Jenna Elfman defends fellow Scientologist Tom Cruise

Jenna Elfman (in the news today after defending fellow Scientologist Tom Cruise's sham marriage to Katie Holmes) and the Bride of Frankenstein.

Lindsay Lohan fake bakes

Lindsay Lohan showing off her impressive spray tan while out and about on Wednesday

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A lot more pics of Lindsay after the jump...

Lindsay Lohan red carpet photos

Us Magazine held their annual Hot Hollywood party last night. Basically it's an excuse to get a ton of hot chicks (and Paris Hilton) together and take pictures of them. It's a lot like cheerleader tryouts at the local high school but with less binoculars. And less jail time.

A lot more pictures after the jump...

UPDATE: Added some pics of Rose McGowan, Dominique Swain, and Amber Tamblyn

Ali Larter

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Ashlee Simpson

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Kate Hudson Baby Pictures

People

People Magazine had this little feature on their site a few days ago where you had to guess the celebrity based on a baby photo. Yeah, I know, crazy exciting stuff. Almost as exciting as this new set of bedsheets I just bought. Whoaah!!!! So soft!!!!

Anyways I thought I'd save you the trouble and just post the side by side pics here.

Usher Baby Pictures Kirsten Dunst Baby Pictures Nicole Kidman Baby Pictures Leonardo DiCaprio Baby Pictures

Kelly Clarkson Baby Pictures Keith Urban Baby Pictures Justin Timberlake Baby Pictures Julia Roberts baby pictures

Britney Spears iPod contest

Britney Spears needs your help to promote her new fragrance Midnight Fantasy. She sent an email to fans asking them to “to sneak up on their friends and photograph them” at midnight:

“Savor every last detail and when you think you have it down, recreate that perfect moment and capture it as best you can in a digital photograph,” she advises.

The winning amateur paparazzo gets a signed iPod. (Source)

Sweet. I've been needing a new iPod and I'm sure that Britney autograph will wash right off.

Spears warns: “No images containing nudity, obscenity or violent depictions are permitted.”

Dammit, nevermind.

Hilary Duff strokes an elephant

Hollywood's hot new couple, Hilary Duff and Rosie O'Donnell, out for a night on the town.

Can you beat my caption?

Winner, decided by me and posted Monday night (4/30), to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed)

Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner JAM:

Photographic proof that the junk may occasionally be UNDER the trunk and not IN it.

Check back this Friday for new contest.

Richard Gere bends Shilpa Shetty over

An arrest warrant has been issued for actor Richard Gere after he publicly kissed the cheek of Bollywood star Shilpa Shetty last week. According to the Press Trust of India, judge Dinesh Gupta issued the warrant after receiving a complaint that the public display of affection "offended local sensibilities." The actor faces up to three months in prison if convicted. AP reports:

Gupta earlier viewed television footage of the event, which he called "highly sexually erotic," saying the pair violated India's strict public obscenity laws. According to the judge "Gere and Shetty "transgressed all limits of vulgarity and have the tendency to corrupt the society." (Source)

Crowds in several Indian cities burned effigies of Gere last week because they were so outraged at the kiss. Or maybe they were just disappointed with his performance in Dr. T and the Women (2000). Definitely one of those two.

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Britney House of Blues Tour Kick Off

You heard it here first. Britney Spears' much anticipated comeback might begin earlier than suspected--as in next week. A loyal Celebslam reader tipped me off that Britney is scheduled to perform next Wednesday at the Anaheim House of Blues under the band name M+M's. According to the tipster, the M+M's consist of Britney and "3 or 4 back up female dancers."

Hey, just giving you some inside scoop. Britney Spears will be playing the House of Blues Sunset Strip on May 3rd, she is going under the band name The M + MS as well as The Anaheim House of Blues on 05/02/07. As far as how I know, lets say a little birdy told me.

Just giving you the first heads up.

Brit Brit Fan.

You can buy tickets for the Anaheim performance here. There's also a San Diego performance listed on May 1st. Tickets for the May 3rd performance at the House of Blues Sunset Strip are available here.

I bought one ticket to each event. I would have bought two but, ya' know, there's that whole "not having friends" thing that's been dogging me for the last few years.

UPDATE (2:46 PST): From E! Online last week:

"[Britney's] about to do a small House of Blues tour to perform a few new songs and some old ones," say very well-connected peeps. (Source)
Kevin Federline is the new face of Axe body spray

Kevin Federline jumping around in his tube socks ... Axe bodyspray ... the chick in sunglasses that suspiciously looks like my uncle Frank ... I fear these pictures may be too sexy for the site. If your monitor starts smoking, for god's sake hit the back button.

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