At least she thinks she's important. Mike Walker of the National Enquirer reports:
"Dancing with the Stars" hoofer HEATHER MILLS shocked ABC execs when she demanded security escorts to and from the show and promo appearances - and even threatened to boycott all media interviews for "Dancing" if they didn't hop to her tune! Heather - just slammed by British bobbies for making endless, silly-buggers "Help!" calls to 999 (that's 911 for Limeys) - got instant 411 from ABC brass: BUGGER OFF with that "bodyguard" baloney...or other contestants will happily do your media interviews, thank you very much! Left without a leg to stand on, publicity ho Heather quit kicking. (Source)
Damn you Mike Walker, why did you have to use up every imaginable leg pun? Now what the hell am I supposed to do? A Heather Mills story without a good leg pun is like prom night minus a wild threesome with those smoking-hot Swedish exchange students you always used to stare at in English class. I'm sure most of you guys can relate to me on that one. *wink, wink*
She's just another one of those damn diva Charity Activists who are aging badly.
She needs to attach a scooter to that leg and go get gone.
Harold Baskins
www.Ponekeys.com
Come on, Mills is lonely after the divorce and just needs someone to lean on. Although, I understand why the network brass didn't jump to her demands, last years' stars left some big shoes to fill and Mills hasn't done half the job, so the execs aren't gonna let her walk all over them. Puns fully intended.
Honey, get over yourself. Go hop something!!
Another woman who needs to get over herself!