Is Jude Law boinking Natalie Portman? Possibly--the two were seen talking "into the wee hours" (last week?) according to the New York Daily News. Is Jude Law boinking a yoga teacher? Yes. At least according to Courtney Love he is. The rocker posted on her website last week (website? WTF?):

"I just found out my yoga teacher is f-ing Jude Law. She's got a hot bod." (Source)

WTF? The Courtney Love of a few years ago couldn't get dressed without getting poked by a used needle and now her biggest concern is whether she has too many links on her homepage. And I'm pretty sure she thought 'yoga' was that sound her friends made when they were ODing on the kitchen floor.

Because you hate yourself, Courtney Love bikini candids after the jump...