You mean to tell me Courtney Love didn't lose all that weight through hard work and willpower. SHOCKING! From today's New York Post:

Love insists her fabulous new figure is due to diet and exercise, but a friend said, "She's telling people she got the gastric band surgery. She even said she had to sleep with a towel by her because the surgery makes her [vomit] all the time and is worried she won't be able to make out with anyone because of her breath."

But a rep for Love, who says she's dragged him to healthy macrobiotic restaurants, insists, "Not true. She says she never got surgery." Either way, she looks great.

If the gastric band can shrink her stomach, someone might want to schedule her for vaginal band surgery. That thing's as cavernous as the gap between Michael Strahan's teeth! And who's making out with her anyway? I know Tijuana prostitutes (personally) that don't look as beat up as she does. As for that towel she has to sleep with, it's not for vomit, it's for the yellow discharge--I think doctors call it gonorrhea or something. In conclusion, I totally agree with the New York Post: Courtney looks great!