Britney Spears is less crazy than she was a month ago. While dining on dumplings and sushi at Tao Las Vegas last weekend, the pop star was "very pleasant to staff." A bigger sign Britney is on the road to recovery is the fact she had no alcohol, drinking only Diet Pepsi and iced tea. According to a "restaurant insider":

Whoever made Spears' reservation made sure to tell management to "not serve her any alcohol and to not put drink menus on the table." (Source)

Trust me, Britney doesn't need a drink menu to get drunk. All she needs is her trusty pointing stick. Or "motioning wand," as you city folk are inclined to call it, what with your shiny cars, stop lights, and napkins. "Hey everybody, look at me, I'm too important to use my shirt to wipe my hands." Well la di da Mr. Fancypants.