Remember in December when Britney Spears was dating that douchy-looking music producer J.R. Rotem? Well the douchy-looking record producer opened up about that relationship in the upcoming issue of Complex magazine. After first lying about when he actually dated Spears ("Britney and I were dating, before the crotch-shot thing" - Crotchgate occurred in Late November; Rotem was linked to Spears in mid to late December), Rotem admitted:
"Now it's kind of rocky between us. We're working together still, but I'm not sure if I want to be tied down, period."
He then boasted of some of his other pairings, though he didn't say if they were personal or professional [EDITOR'S NOTE: this story is way funnier if you assume he meant he dated all these chicks].
"Britney, Mya, Bai Ling, Hayden Panettiere, Meagan Good - it's a pretty big list, and it's growing. Britney got me the furthest. She had something special." (Source)
That's 17-year-old Hayden Panettiere by the way. And J.R. is 32. So to recap, a 32-year-old man is boasting to the media about banging a 17-year-old teenager (probably 15-16 when they "dated"). Wow. And I thought my Dad was creepy for his tendency to hold onto handshakes just a second too long. Or my dentist for always making remarks about how well my pants fit. At least they never bragged about committing statutory rape ... OK, well at least my dentist never did that.
So to really recap, J.R. Rotem is cashing in on his 15 minutes by spilling his gut about a fling he had with Britney when she was at her most vulnerable.
Pa-fucking-thetic
He's disgusting. How can Britney be possibly considered his ex and how the hell does he have the nerve to talk about her when they were only spotted together once? She didn't even go out with him after that one time.
Cut the guy a break - I bet he was called scrotum all through highschool.
I somehow get the strange feeling that one day or another this guy's eyes are gonna collide.