Brandon Davis' so-called "friends" want nothing to do with him. Or at least one of them didn't a few weeks ago at the Details magazine party thrown at the Hollywood home of producer Mary Parent. After Davis was denied access by one of the doormen he made a huge scene, demanding that party staffers fetch friend [and Paris Hilton ex] Stavros Niarchos from inside. A witness at the party has the rest:
But when staffers found Niarchos, he begged them to tell Davis that he wasn't there, adding, "I didn't invite him here, and I don't really want to be around him." Niarchos then joined the other revelers. Davis eventually made such a fuss that he was allowed in - and Niarchos beelined to a Details editor to apologize, adding, "You know I would never bring him here." (Source)
Sometimes I almost feel sorry for this fat slob. But then I remember that he's worth approximately 100 kajillion more dollars than me. Then I get angry. And when I get angry, animals get hurt. So don't give me that weird look the next time you see my dog, those marks are Brandon's fault. Dick.
I remember the "cool" guys in high school. They're all underachieving schlubs now. Brandon, meet your future.
I'm glad I wasn't there. It's just not a par-tay without Brandon D in the mix.
what a fart muncher
i bet he smell sliek cheese.
I just changed my avatar using Gravatar. Let's see if it worked?
No. it didn't work. I haven't had "Bush Giving The Finger" in my Gravatar thing for over a week now... yet he is still here. Sometimes my "Doomsday Clock" avatar does show up though.
While I'm bitching... again, I might as well say, while the new layout looks great, the way the site works SUCKS. Sometimes a post will say there are 6 comments. I'll click on that post and there will only be 4 comments to read. After about an hour, the other 2 posts will mysteriously appear. It never did that with the old layout.
Another thing is, when I post a comment, the comment won't post. It never did that with the old layout either. It's gotten so I save my comment before I click submit that way if I doesn't post, I don't have to try and remember what I wrote or if my post should appear later on, my second post isn't different from my first post.
I don't think these problems are on my end.
Nick, you can keep the layout the way it is, I just wanted to express my opinion and tell you it's becoming a pain in the ass.
I won't even bother you as to why I'm having to login EVERYTIME I comment.
Yeah, it would be cool if we only had to login once.
And maybe Michael Jackson could throw Shamim a bone.
Get it? Michael Jackson...throwing a bone...to Shamim...
I kill myself.
It's because the site is cached to speed things up. Here's the technical definition of it:
WP-Cache is an extremely efficient WordPress page caching system to make your site much faster and responsive. It works by caching Worpress pages and storing them in a static file for serving future requests directly from the file rather than loading and compiling the whole PHP code and then building the page from the database. WP-Cache allows to serve hundred of times more pages per second, and to reduce the response time from several tenths of seconds to less than a millisecond.
Nick
Editor
Celebslam.com
That explains one problem. It doesn't explain why my avatar changes at will and with a picture that hasn't been on my Gravatar page in over a week?
Nick, I know you are working on the problems. I'll try and be patient or maybe I should just get a life? Either way, you keep up the good work and continue making us laugh.