Barbra Streisand cannot be expected to mingle with the public

Barbra Streisand simply cannot be expected to interact with the common public ... according to her. During a recent visit to a Beverly Hills florist, Babs went into diva mode because--*GASP*--there were other people inside of the store! Mike Walker of the National Enquirer has the story:

Phoning the store, La Streisand warned she was on her way in and demanded: (1) get all customers OUT immediately so there's no gawking; (2) NO SMOKING...even outside in the back alley where workers construct flower arrangements; and (3) drape a tarp over the front window so passersby can't stare - or snap snapshots! When the haughty thrush returned moments later, customers were being bum-rushed out, all back-alley boys had snuffed their butts, the window was draped as demanded - and a florist flunky was waiting to park the Diva-mobile! (Source)

I'd hardly call this "diva" material. The same thing happens to me when I use a public toilet. (1) people clear out--because their eyes tear up, (2) everyone is asked to put out their smokes--for fear of an explosion, and (3) a tarp is draped over the restroom--to minimize contamination of the surrounding area (and to protect the children). So am I a diva? Of course not. I just have a really active colon.

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Tee-hee. Ur funny.

thank you for thinking of the children

LMFAO!
I thought I was the only one who used tarps!

lol, that was funny.

Your sense of humor is priceless. Wanna go out sometime?

She always tries to act like she is for the little person and so concerned about the poor, etc. What a piece of crap!

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