FYI, Anna Nicole Smith's diaries are being auctioned off by Dallas-based Heritage Auction Galleries in a few weeks. Late Thursday the auction house released a few pages to the press to star drumming up some publicity. I've highlighted some of the better excerpts. Please note that all spelling mistakes are, of course, Anna's own (when I copied this article into MS Word to count the spelling mistakes, smoke began pouring out of my computer):
After receiving a call from Paul Marciano, CEO of Guess Inc., Anna Nicole wrote:
"O my Gosh!! Paul Marsiano called today to see if I got his books also I'm gonna go to San Antonio to do photo shoot. I'm so excited!! I can't believe this. This could be it." The entry ends with five smiley faces.
After buying $3,000 worth of clothing at Neiman Marcus:
"I'm so happy they look great. I hope it empresses Paul Marsiano. ... I'm starving!! I've been starving myself."
Regarding J. Howard Marshall II, the elderly oil tycoon she would eventually marry:
"Howard has been buying me som jewelry but he call me 15 or 20 times a day it drives me crazy. I love him but he aggravates me somtimes. I don't no what to do about Paul hes strange guy. I hate for men to want sex all the time."The entry ends with the word "Chow!" written in large letters and underlined.
While married to Marshall:
"Hes so very weak and fragile When I touch him Im afraid he might break," she wrote in an undated entry. "If Jesus desides to take him I dont no what I'll do. I love him so much it hurts me to site and watch him when hes hurting I just want to hold him touch him let him no how much I care." (Source)
Does anyone else have a weird feeling in their stomach that maybe Anna's death is what was needed for the world to appreciate her true genius? No? OK, maybe it's just the tapeworm. I should really see a doctor about it, or just start wearing shoes when I go outside.
With that, I bid adieu for a weekend full of crimefighting and adventure.
XOXOXO,
Nick
Where the HELL do you get your pictures from? Anna Nicole looks like a weird version of Pippy Longstocking doing a laundromat photoshoot.
Kudos my man, kudos.
okay, wait, CHOW?!
did she mean, chao?!
a english teacher's nightmare...
OMG. for the moron above me who wrote:
"OKAY wait, CHOW! did she mean CHAO? a english teacher's nightmare..."
WOW. First.. its CIAO - not CHAO!!! -- CHAO IS what you'd probly call a fat line of blow and god only knows that isnt what you meant. SECOND- its 'AN english teacher's' NOT 'A'
DONT CORRECT GRAMMAR -- ESPECIALLY ANS, IF YOU HAVEN'T A CLUE IN HELL HOW TO SPELL/TALK YOURSELF!
ANNA NICOLE COULDN'T SPELL. WE GET IT. OBVIOUSLY YOU CAN'T EITHER BUDDY.
Ummm, I'm a grate speller, read the headline
Nick
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Right on Theresa.
I am so disgusted about the clown video,because even though she was a bit out of it,they left out the part where a mystery little boy was the one who drew it all over her face,she used to having people do her hair and make up.Apparently she didnt even know the boy "doing her makeup"made her up like a clown.she was always smiling,never rude,and loved her fans.As for the methadone,IF YOU BECOME PREGNANT WHILE USING OPIATES,MOST DOCTORS PUT YOU ON METHADONE BECAUSE IT IS SAFER,THAN FOR THE MOTHER TO COTINUE PRESRIPTION DRUGS OR HEROIN.The babis checked and graded to determine withdrawl if it shows signs it is then admitted to nicu to be weaned off slowly.If anna was using opiates the methadone keeps her and the baby safe,if she(anna) would of went into withdrawals,baby may have died.PLEASE LET THIS WOMAN REST IN PEACE,WITH HER SON!!!!!!!!
You know one day when you're being judged really harshly and you feel how unjust it all is-remember you , me and everyone reaps what they sow. So the lady wasn't a great speller. So what. You my friend are having a laugh at her expense and it will happen to you. Just watch and wait. Karen
i agree with karen. Who cares if she wasn't the best speller I'm sure she didn't give a damn about what you think and i also bet she wasn't planning on having the whole world read her personal shit so why dont you back off and get a life. quit obsessing over celebrities and let her rest in peace.
Oh and Nick we get it, you're a "grate" speller... that sure is hilarious