A certain someone might be cheating on his wife. From today's New York Daily News:

Al Reynolds was spotted enjoying some fresh air in the Washington Square Park dog run Thursday afternoon. "The funny thing was, it didn't look like he was there with a dog," says a witness. (Source)

What an idiot. What kind of idiot risks destroying his storybook marriage to such a beauti ... Wait, you say Al Reynolds is married to Star Jones? Well then, what the hell took him so long--why didn't I see this story six months ago? ... Wait a minute, I get it, "dog run" is supposed to be a euphemism for Al and Star's bedroom. OK. Funny stuff Daily News, you had me there for a second.