It's Kirsten Dunst's 25th birthday today. To celebrate the occasion I'm gonna do what I always do and make fun of her. With what she told London tabloid The Sun recently, it won't be that hard [WARNING: NSFW Kirsten Dunst breast talk to follow]:
“I had to wear a padded bra on [Spiderman 3], but I get it. It’s okay. It’s part of the thing. I didn’t feel like it was sexist or anything. I embraced my Mary Jane boobs!” (Source)
One can only assume "the thing" Kirsten refers to is being ugly. That's the only way that paragraph makes sense. On a related note, there's been this rumor floating around Hollywood for years that Kirsten was set to appear on Extreme Makeover but ABC couldn't free up enough time to air a 9-part special. And that was just for her teeth.
It's uncanny how much this "street worker" looks like Britney Spears. I know, I know, I'm kind of being a dick to Britney. Even she would never wear cowboy boots with a mesh shirt and torn stockings. That crazy of an outfit is only worn by hookers at the end of the month, ya' know, when they have rent due.
Gotta admit, Kate ain't looking to shabby. Instead of being able to see all 24 of her ribs like last year, I can only see about 16. She must be on that new diet where food goes into the stomach instead of the toilet. I think doctors call it "eating"
Or maybe she's just an alcoholic. But definitely one of those two. You can judge for yourself after you see this clip of Paula on QVC last Friday. Of course the ladies patrolling the QVC message boards are outraged about Paula's appearance:
I have never bashed anyone on this site but after a couple of minutes of watching Paula Abdul, I had to call CS and file a complaint. I cannot in my wildest imagination understand how a show like the Q who usually has very articulate and talented guests on have someone who always appears spaced-out on something not to mention the crap she sells. Now to each their own and I am sure some people like her line, which is as it should be but something is seriously wrong here. Is it just me or does anyone else notice that she is not right?
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Yeah I admit it, I'm an active QVC forum member (screenname: BargainHunter69). I'm a sucker for a good value and frankly QVC delivers. Go ahead, bash me. It just shows your ignorance. And it leaves more of Today's Special Value for me. Score!
Holy Christ, I thought this chick died years ago. I mean, I sent a card and flowers and everything ... turns out it was actually her career that passed away and not her. My bad Christina! Can you send me that vase back?
While on a world tour promoting "the most expensive movie ever made," Spiderman 3, star Tobey Maguire is sure to never to be alone--because he's traveling with a party of 10. From the New York Post:
Maguire rolls with an entourage of 10, including his fiancée, Jennifer Meyer, their daughter, Ruby, and a personal chef who cooks him vegetarian meals. The star also requires "two cases of the water he likes, a rocking chair in his hotel bedroom, and a full-size refrigerator." (Source)
Watch out hotels, resorts, and day-spas, Tobey Maguire's on the loose with his 10-deep posse. It's just like Snoop Dogg and 50 Cent--only instead of the stripper-orgies and Cristal baths, it's more Dora the Explorer videos and mixed-green salads with fresh herbs. Plus 50 is way more gangsta than Tobey; I hear he sometimes travels with two vegetarian personal chefs.
UPDATE (Now with more assault!): Apparently I should have warned Tobey's fans to watch out, too. Check out the video here to see what I'm talking about.
Paris Hilton's naked "corpse" could provide an invaluable service to students preparing for prom this season. An interactive Public Service Announcement featuring the graphic display of a tiara-wearing, autopsied Paris Hilton with removable innards is designed to warn teenagers of the hazards of underage drinking. The display also features Tinkerbell, Hilton's forlorn pet Chihuahua with matching tiara, and debuts in the trendy Williamsburg, Brooklyn neighborhood where prom-goers frequently dine. The 'unglamorous' display which includes support material from anti-drunk driving organizations counters "the disturbingly glamorized trend of Hollywood's 'girls gone wild'," according to gallery director, David Kesting. (Source)
I'm confused. How is a dead Paris Hilton a "hazard" of drinking and driving? If anything it should be considered a "wildly-fantastic side effect." It's like trying to get your wife to lose weight by throwing milk shakes at her.
I'm confused. How is a dead Paris Hilton a "hazard" of drinking and driving? If anything it should be considered a "wildly-fantastic side effect." It's like trying to get your wife to lose weight by throwing milk shakes at her.
I'm confused. How is a dead Paris Hilton a "hazard" of drinking and driving? If anything it should be considered a "wildly-fantastic side effect." It's like trying to get your wife to lose weight by throwing milk shakes at her.
I'm confused. How is a dead Paris Hilton a "hazard" of drinking and driving? If anything it should be considered a "wildly-fantastic side effect." It's like trying to get your wife to lose weight by throwing milk shakes at her.
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