Archive: April, 2007

It’s Kirsten Dunst’s 25th birthday today. To celebrate the occasion I’m gonna do what I always do and make fun of her. With what she told London tabloid The Sun recently, it won’t be that hard [WARNING: NSFW Kirsten Dunst breast talk to follow]:

“I had to wear a padded bra on [Spiderman 3], but I get it. It’s okay. It’s part of the thing. I didn’t feel like it was sexist or anything. I embraced my Mary Jane boobs!” (Source)

One can only assume “the thing” Kirsten refers to is being ugly. That’s the only way that paragraph makes sense. On a related note, there’s been this rumor floating around Hollywood for years that Kirsten was set to appear on Extreme Makeover but ABC couldn’t free up enough time to air a 9-part special. And that was just for her teeth.

According to sources who know more than me, Roseanne Barr has emerged as the early favorite to take Rosie O’Donnell’s vacant spot on The View. Barr’s rep told the New York Post that, despite the speculation, her client has not yet been approached about the job. Other considered “host-worthy” include Connie Chung, Joan Rivers, Whoopi Goldberg, and Kathie Lee Gifford. Regarding Roseanne, the source reveals:

“She’s a piece of work, she’s a character, she says what’s on her mind and she’s funny.” Another staffer close to the situation told the Post: “They’re missing strong personalities on that show, and that’s what they’re going to need if they want to keep it going.” (Source)

You mean fat chicks, they’re missing fat chicks. Star’s gone. Rosie’s gone. There’s no one left to hover over the chef on the cooking segments. It’s just not the same without that!

Scarlett Johansson on stage with “Jesus and Mary Chain” at the first day of the Coachella Music Festival

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It’s uncanny how much this “street worker” looks like Britney Spears. I know, I know, I’m kind of being a dick to Britney. Even she would never wear cowboy boots with a mesh shirt and torn stockings. That crazy of an outfit is only worn by hookers at the end of the month, ya’ know, when they have rent due.

BONUS THOUGHT: This outfit looks very familiar

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Gotta admit, Kate ain’t looking to shabby. Instead of being able to see all 24 of her ribs like last year, I can only see about 16. She must be on that new diet where food goes into the stomach instead of the toilet. I think doctors call it “eating”

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Or maybe she’s just an alcoholic. But definitely one of those two. You can judge for yourself after you see this clip of Paula on QVC last Friday. Of course the ladies patrolling the QVC message boards are outraged about Paula’s appearance:

I have never bashed anyone on this site but after a couple of minutes of watching Paula Abdul, I had to call CS and file a complaint. I cannot in my wildest imagination understand how a show like the Q who usually has very articulate and talented guests on have someone who always appears spaced-out on something not to mention the crap she sells. Now to each their own and I am sure some people like her line, which is as it should be but something is seriously wrong here. Is it just me or does anyone else notice that she is not right?

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Yeah I admit it, I’m an active QVC forum member (screenname: BargainHunter69). I’m a sucker for a good value and frankly QVC delivers. Go ahead, bash me. It just shows your ignorance. And it leaves more of Today’s Special Value for me. Score!

Holy Christ, I thought this chick died years ago. I mean, I sent a card and flowers and everything … turns out it was actually her career that passed away and not her. My bad Christina! Can you send me that vase back?

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Conan O’Brien appeared on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno last Friday. And he was hilarious as usual, even openly mocking Jay Leno a few times. Is there a non-gay way to say “I’m straight but I would totally do Conan O’Brien.” No? OK, forget I mentioned it.

Kelly Brook looking amazingly hot in Ralph Magazine

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Click the image for the semi-NSFW version.