Tori Spelling gave birth last night to a 6 lb, 6 oz boy at Cedars Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. I'd like to be the first to say IT'S ABOUT GOD DAMN TIME TORI. Jesus Christ, how long has it been now? Five, six years? African elephants think Tori had a long pregnancy. This may be the first baby in history to be born with a deep voice and well developed facial hair. I would't be surprised if it tried to get the phone number of that hot new intern that works in the ICU.
Is that blue thing her hemorrhoid pillow?
It's a boppy pillow.
Why is she being escorted out by security? What happened inside that hospital?