Remember the story earlier in the week about Orlando Bloom and Penélope Cruz flirting "outrageously" with each other at an Oscars pre-party? The first line of the story was something along the lines of "Orlando Bloom and Penélope Cruz probably had sex Sunday night." Well guess what? Orlando Bloom and Penélope Cruz definitely had sex Sunday night. They were seen at Prince's post Oscar party taking the earlier flirting one step further:

"Penélope and Orlando couldn't keep their hands off one another - they were making out the whole night," says a witness. "It was crazy! Touching, kissing - even a little bit of groping. And in view of tons of actors, too, like Leonardo DiCaprio and Ryan Gosling." (Source)

Wow, was this witness describing Prince's party or my last family reunion? The touching, kissing, and groping--it's uncanny! You get a couple beers into Uncle Frank and suddenly the line between friend and family gets awfully blurry. And don't bother asking how I got Leo and Ryan to come to my family reunion. My violent death threats pretty smile and gentle demeanor tend to open doors in this industry.