Angelina Jolie’s new adopted son

Angelina Jolie's ever-expanding family just grew by one. The actress completed the adoption process for three-year-old Pham Quang Sang late yesterday. After Jolie meets with U.S. consular officials, the boy will be issued a passport and become an official American citizen. Mother and child are expected to return to the States as soon as this weekend. Abandoned at a hospital by his mother, the boy has been living at the Tan Binh orphanage since late 2003. He's described by officials are friendly yet a little shy (he'll love Hollywood!). As previously reported, Jolie filed to adopt Pham as a single parent because, under Vietnamese law, unwed couples aren't allowed to adopt. Us Magazine has more:

Local press claim that that the boy is named Pham Quang Sang and will be renamed Pak Thien Jolie (Editors note: I've also heard "Pax"). His birth name means "light" in Vietnamese and Thien means "heaven". Vietnamese press also report that Jolie's new son cried and hid during the official ceremony, and that the actress comforted him. Jolie's other adopted son, Maddox, was also present. (Source)

What the hell? You can't go around treating children like the hookers you always kidnap and renaming them at your whim and dressing them up and playing sexy firefighter. But sometimes the mouthy ones don't want to play sexy firefighter so you have to lock them in the room you built under the garage and maybe spray them with a hose to break their will--uh oh, someone's deserves another spanking for being a naughty girl and getting their shirt all wet. No one can hear your screams, silly, I soundproofed that wall.

Again, congratulations to Angelina.

previously reported, Jolie filed to adopt Pham as a single parent because, under Vietnamese law, unwed couples aren't allowed to adopt. Us Magazine has more:

Local press claim that that the boy is named Pham Quang Sang and will be renamed Pak Thien Jolie (Editors note: I've also heard "Pax"). His birth name means "light" in Vietnamese and Thien means "heaven". Vietnamese press also report that Jolie's new son cried and hid during the official ceremony, and that the actress comforted him. Jolie's other adopted son, Maddox, was also present. (Source)

What the hell? You can't go around treating children like the hookers you always kidnap and renaming them at your whim and dressing them up and playing sexy firefighter. But sometimes the mouthy ones don't want to play sexy firefighter so you have to lock them in the room you built under the garage and maybe spray them with a hose to break their will--uh oh, someone's deserves another spanking for being a naughty girl and getting their shirt all wet. No one can hear your screams, silly, I soundproofed that wall.

Again, congratulations to Angelina.

Angelina Jolie in Vietnam

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WHEEE!!! im first!!
heh. anyway, i for one think pax thien jolie is really cute. angelina has good taste in the men in her life. she's got brad, maddox and now pax thien. and they're all so CUTE!! :D


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Does that room that was built under the garage have a window?

Dear Jolie...

aybe next time you can adopt a kid born in the US. One of the poor waifs who's parents couldn't be bothered due to the stick around and raise him because they had to pursue a consumerist,glamourous lifestyle. You know the lifetsyle we get shilled every night by over-paid Hollywood types. Big props on doing something positive Jolie,unlike most of the smooth,pampered whores of Hollywood. But next time you swing thru the Adoption drive

Why didn't Brad adopt as a single parent? Why did she do all of the work?

She's trying to have her own Viet Cong.

She adopted/bought this child for maddox, and altho Im sure he will eat better, and have a better roof over his head, Im also sure he, along with the rest of the kids will need intense therapy before they are old enough to run away! She also changed his name, which I think is wrong, since hes 3 1/2 yrs old, Im sure he was already used to his other name. But I think I read somewhere that Maddox picked his name quite a while ago, and since hes there for Maddox amusement, what can you expect.

Damn, I wish that bitch would adopt me! I can knit...I'll knit her a new fucking kid!

... and of course, a cute one. Shallow or what?

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