While his ex-wife was busy blowing Jake Gyllenhaal Saturday night, Ryan Phillippe was busy chipping away at Ashlee Simpson's self-confidence. From the New York Post:

Ashlee Simpson is taking her breakup with Pete Wentz in stride. The younger Simpson sister went to Les Deux in L.A. Saturday night and picked up Chad Hugo from the Neptunes, spies said. "She tried to pick up Ryan Phillipe, but he wasn't interested. So then she hung out with Chad all night and left with him." (Source)

I don't care who you are, turning down a famous chick that wants to bang you is a total baller move. Almost as baller as that time I rescued the family of endangered bald eagles trapped beneath the flaming wreckage of a subway car. President Bush wanted to give me a Medal of Freedom but I had to turn him down. Adding a ninth one of those things to my wall would be a little pretentious lol.