Short intros means Daddy drank too much last night. Keith Urban about his wife Nicole Kidman:
"She doesn't hit me, but she hates [my bad bathroom etiquette]. She's a very passionate person which means that a man can get into a lot of trouble." The couple met at a dinner in Los Angeles in January 2005 and married in a fairytale wedding in Sydney, Australia, in June 2006. (Source)
What the hell? If someone answers a perfectly innocent question about their wife with "She doesn't hit me," doesn't that pretty obviously mean their wife is hitting them? For example: "Hey Jim, how was dinner with the wife last Saturday night?" ... "She doesn't hit me" ... "Ha, ha, your wife abuses you, what a freaking pussy!"
This is not funny. Someone, please step get Keith Urban some help. He needs to go to a shelter for abused cow-pokes before he gets killed. Today, Nicole is showing Keith her pimp hand leaving the seat up. Tomorrow, she's hitting Keith with a stone cold stunner because he didn't comb her hair just right.
Stop the violence.
Nick,
I had this dream about buying some land. I was going to give up the booze and the one night stands and then I'd settle down, in some quiet little town and forget about everything.
That dream didn't really didn't pan out for me. You should look into something alongs those lines though.
P.S. Keith Urban is teh new gay!
wtf.. since when does Nicole hit Keith? Where did we hear this? Look I dont like Nicole much, but Keith and Nicole are in love. So many rumours are going around about them, why don't u just leave him alone.