I've gotta bring the same crap up again. Why are the pictures titled, 'jarah-mariano-sexy-asian'? Why can't she just be sexy? I've never read in any blog that Scarlett Johannson is a hot White chick or Halle Berry is a stunning Mulatto. If anyone wrote that Denzel Washington is a great Black actor, they'd be raped by their readers. I know that talentless JelLo’s heritage occasionally comes up, and Salma Hayeks’s once in a great while, but it’s so fucking constant in the press to mention Zhang Ziyi’s or Lucy Liu’s ethnicity. The point is so obvious that Americans are still saying, "Okay, we'll watch one of you in a movie every few years and we'll deal with the two of you on 'Lost', but we're going to make sure everyone knows you're different than us, okay?"
PS: When anyone inevitably blows shit back at me, try to make it original. The fucking yellow fever and laundromat and accent jokes are old, and when you print them anyway, you just show your lack of wit.
I don't know this chick at all, but something tells me she's a great lay. Those panties are screaming, "this hole is tight!"
I would like to have Jarah Mariano with a little marinara sauce and some parmesan cheese.
I would like to have sex with Jarah Mariano every day.
I want her riding and sucking my dick.
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaymn!
I've gotta bring the same crap up again. Why are the pictures titled, 'jarah-mariano-sexy-asian'? Why can't she just be sexy? I've never read in any blog that Scarlett Johannson is a hot White chick or Halle Berry is a stunning Mulatto. If anyone wrote that Denzel Washington is a great Black actor, they'd be raped by their readers. I know that talentless JelLo’s heritage occasionally comes up, and Salma Hayeks’s once in a great while, but it’s so fucking constant in the press to mention Zhang Ziyi’s or Lucy Liu’s ethnicity. The point is so obvious that Americans are still saying, "Okay, we'll watch one of you in a movie every few years and we'll deal with the two of you on 'Lost', but we're going to make sure everyone knows you're different than us, okay?"
PS: When anyone inevitably blows shit back at me, try to make it original. The fucking yellow fever and laundromat and accent jokes are old, and when you print them anyway, you just show your lack of wit.
Because the more keywords I can stuff into an image title, the more Google results I get. But thanks for the lengthy screed.
Check out some of my other image titles if you don't believe me.
Nick
Editor
Celebslam.com
P.S. Racial humor is always funny. All races get equally skewered here on Celebslam. Except white people. Kidding.
Jarah is a beautiful and talented young lady.
Please don't use such crude expressions when discussing her appeal!