Reports were circulating a few days ago that Lindsay Lohan had just purchased a posh new condo on West 42nd Street in New York City. Turns out Lindsay didn't buy shit--her name is just being used as a marketing lure. From the New York Post:

The developers merely offered to let her use an apartment there to give the project some star power. A Lohan source says she's neither buying nor renting the unit but will likely start shopping for a Manhattan pad once she returns from a three-month movie shoot in London. (Source)

So let me get this straight, the developers wanted Lindsay's name attached to the project to sell more condos? A 20-year-old alcoholic whose hobbies include blowing dudes and sleeping in is supposed to help push multimillion dollar condos. That loud sound you just heard was the backers of this project collectively shitting themselves.