I don't know how she convinced herself this was a good idea but Lindsay Lohan is now responsible for two living things. In a "BlackBerry interview" with GQ magazine, Lindsay admitted her lack of impulse control resulted in the recent purchase of both a Yorkie and Jack Russell terrier:

"I bought two puppies today! Sober impulse buying of companions who will help me stay home etc. A Jack Russell terrier. named him Brooklyn. he's white and black (like Chanel), and a yorkie named Dakota (like my movie name and my lil bro)." (Source)

A little later, Lindsay met in-person with the GQ reporter and revealed: "OK, the interview's over, right? Good. Jesus I haven't had a drink in like four hours. You have any vodka? You do, don't you. I'll trade you these two puppies for that bottle. They're brand new. Easily worth a couple grand. C'mon dude, don't be a little bitch. Lindsay's wants some sippy sippy. OK fine, I'll blow you."

In other Lindsay news, she misses alleged new flame Jude Law:

Sources tell Page Six Lohan's latest human companion, Jude Law, is in Japan promoting his flick, "Holiday," and the actress is pining for him. "She just keeps talking about how psyched she is to see him when he gets back," our spy said.

I feel the same way about the McRib's seasonal reintroduction. The longing. The anticipation. The boneless pork patty smothered in barbecue sauce gently placed between two sesame seed buns. McRib is back you say? Shakespeare himself hath naught spoken finer words.

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A little later, Lindsay met in-person with the GQ reporter and revealed: "OK, the interview's over, right? Good. Jesus I haven't had a drink in like four hours. You have any vodka? You do, don't you. I'll trade you these two puppies for that bottle. They're brand new. Easily worth a couple grand. C'mon dude, don't be a little bitch. Lindsay's wants some sippy sippy. OK fine, I'll blow you."

In other Lindsay news, she misses alleged new flame Jude Law:

Sources tell Page Six Lohan's latest human companion, Jude Law, is in Japan promoting his flick, "Holiday," and the actress is pining for him. "She just keeps talking about how psyched she is to see him when he gets back," our spy said.

I feel the same way about the McRib's seasonal reintroduction. The longing. The anticipation. The boneless pork patty smothered in barbecue sauce gently placed between two sesame seed buns. McRib is back you say? Shakespeare himself hath naught spoken finer words.