Rapper Lil' John will be appearing in the newest Guinness Book of World Records after successfully constructing a 47-story tower of playing cards at a Washington D.C. mall on Wednesday ... just kidding--he'll actually be appearing as the record holder for the world's "Biggest Bling." The New York Daily News has details of the record setting piece of jewelry:

The chain and pendant in question, created by Jason of Beverly Hills, spell out the words "Crunk Ain't Dead." It contains 3,756 round-cut white diamonds (estimated at 73 carats) set into 18-karat yellow and white gold, weighs 5.11 pounds, and is valued at a cool $500,000. (Source)

Wow Lil' Jon, you've just joined the illustrious ranks of that chick with the 85 pound tumor and those two fat dudes on a motorcycle. I don't whether to congratulate you or point and laugh. I'm leaning towards the pointing and laughing option because, ya' know, that's my thing, it's what I do. Sometimes it gets me in trouble at hospitals. And Klan rallies.

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Wow Lil' Jon, you've just joined the illustrious ranks of that chick with the 85 pound tumor and those two fat dudes on a motorcycle. I don't whether to congratulate you or point and laugh. I'm leaning towards the pointing and laughing option because, ya' know, that's my thing, it's what I do. Sometimes it gets me in trouble at hospitals. And Klan rallies.