SNBC host Keith Olbermann has a thing for porn stars (who doesn't?!?)--but not all porn stars have a thing for Keith Olbermann. Take, for example, Mary Carey. You may remember Mary from her starring role in Boobsville Sorority Girls ("A cinematic tour de force" — me) and as that chick with the ginormous rack who ran for governor of California back in '03. She was on Olbermann's TV show in 2003 as well. Carey revealed on the Free-FM's "Radio Chick" show:
...the MSNBC blabbermouth once called her and left a "rambling message" in which he asked her out. But Carey says she turned him down "because I had a boyfriend at the time."
Of course Keith's rep denies everything, insisting it was Mary who called Keith (EDITOR'S NOTE: How'd she get his phone number? ... KEITHOLBERMANNGOTBUSTED):
"It's a well-documented fact that Keith is off the market." (Source)
So basically it's his word against hers. The evil host of a major cable news show who I'm pretty sure hates freedom versus a softspoken porn star just trying to get by in this crazy place we call America. Hmmmm ... tough choice. Actually, not really. I could never go against my beloved porn. In other words, Keith Olbermann is a damn lying whore.
BONUS: I love the part about Mary turning down Olbermann because she had a boyfriend at the time. She's a porn star. She goes through boyfriends like Rosie O'Donnell goes through chicken wings and I go through t-shirts. Will some designer please step up and make a shirt that doesn't tear every time you flex your eye-candy for the ladies. It's starting to get annoying.
I would love to hear what kind of pick-up line Olbermann would lay down... You probably get asked out and learn about American history at the same time.
You know you're a loser when you can't even get a ho like Mary Scarey to do you. This is a woman who would probably screw the leg of a chair.
With teeth like that I'm surprised she's not British...or a horse. Her nickname should be "Gum"by by the way!
Eww Woody, I didn't notice that before (I was looking at her wonky Paris Hilton-esque eye and trailer park hair) but I totally agree! Gummy smiles are not attractive.
She needs to get her gums cut back and put veneers on those bitches! I should be a dentist. I'll put that on my to do list: Become dentist.
Dang Nick, you must be the Incredible Hulk?
Leave you slut. Take your ass back where it belongs. It sure as fuck doesn't belong here.
I think I believe the pig whore. Olbermann was ratted out in NY by some chick he humped and dumped. I remember something about Keith being an ass who's hung like a hummingbird's knuckle. I know that doesn't prove anything but it might be why he's such a smarmy douche bag.
Guys with big feet (Olbermann's are size 14 for Chrisake!) a small dick usually goes along with that. Don't know why, I've just found that to be the rule, rather than the exception.
America kicks ass! Seriously this is why I want to move out of the shithole I call a country