Supermodel/drug addict Kate Moss' four-year-old daughter Lila Grace is already a little diva. Moss reveals in the latest UK issue of Vogue Magazine that Lila would rather talk fashion than listen to a good ol' fashioned bedtime story:

"(Lila) comes in at bedtime and says, 'Mummy, do you think this is a good look?' and then she has a fashion crisis. I say, 'You will wear what I tell you', but she says she is the adult of the bedroom. "Now we lay the clothes out before she goes to bed, but then she goes, 'Mum, I need options.' She's a mini-me." (Source)

Oh crap, just what the world needs, a mini-version of Kate Moss who's already exhibiting diva-like behavior. You know how we euthanize dogs that exhibit aggressive tendencies at a young age--because we don't want them mauling some poor schlub mailman when they get older. Well shouldn't we be doing the same thing with children? Now don't get all pissed off at me, it's not as bad as it sounds--of course I don't mean we should literally euthanize little children, I mean we should shoot them. Maybe in the head or something ... My bad, I guess that was as bad as it sounded.