Note to Julie Bowen. Talking about boobs is cool. Talking about hair growth is uncool. Clear? OK thanks. The Boston Legal star told Pregnancy Magazine:
"I have boobs now! I always had two pepperonis on board and I'm shocked to see the changes in my body. I'm also experiencing rapid hair growth. I feel like a Yeti." (Source)
Dear God, I just puked a little in my mouth. If you're remotely attractive, the words "rapid hair growth" should never come out of your mouth. And if you're supermodel-hot, you just shouldn't talk, lest you ruin your appeal. Like last night, my girlfriend started complaining to me about how she doesn't think the Hawaiian Tropic judges take her seriously because her breasts are so big and perfect. "Awww, that's cute," I told her, "you think I care about what you have to say. Well I don't so get over here and take me on another vacation to pleasure country you sexy little devil."
Perhaps she's metamorphosing into a hermaphrodite?
I think she's letting the world know she's becoming a star now, so she's gonna stop shaving her disgustingly hairy gash.
Ladies, no matter how hot you think you are, always shave the box.
She was talking about her breasts in the same setence as hair growth. Maybe you guys are thinking of the wrong area.
Kristi, I don't think Nick is ever wrong?
I recently found out that she's also a republican WASP too, so my outie's definitely been turned into an innie.
Used to be hot.
This girl is fabulous in a variety of aspects. I could care less about what she said during her pregnancy. Ever been around a woman who's pregnant? Hair growth is mild. Pales in comparrison to the rest of the complete wackiness a pregnant woman spews during those 40 weeks.