Jeremy Piven plays the celebrity card

I took all of one day for another story about Jeremy Piven acting like a complete douche at a restaurant to come out. This time Piven was a dick to the hostess at the Off Vine restaurant in Hollywood because she couldn't find him a table on Valentine's Day. According to a source:

"Believe it or not, he used the 'Don't you know who I am?' line. He proceeded to berate [the hostess] about her treatment of him." Piven allegedly left in a huff, "but not before slamming her about her working in a restaurant." (Source)

Using the "Don't you know who I am?" line is pretty much the sole reason I want to become a celebrity. I tried using it last week on the maître d' of this fancy French restaurant downtown but he just gave me a weird look and muttered something about being dressed inappropriately. "I'll have you know these jean shorts were made from the finest imported denim," I snapped back at him

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This Piven faggot either needs to learn to cook for himself or get a better 'tude.

“Don’t you know who I am?”

yeah weren't you the John Bulishi wanabee in PCU

Do you know who I am?!?!
Do you know the way to San Jose?
do you smellllllllll.....what the Rock.....is.....COOKIN'

Sorry, Jeremy Piven has about as much credibility as a pro wrestler.

f*ckers like this bitch need to get a major beat-down. acting isn't just his job- it is literaly his life. on the set he acts like someone else while in real life, he acts like an asshole. he needs some humility like 400 hours of community service cleaning toilets and emptying bedpans into his mouth at a retirement home.

How disappointing to hear things like this about people I enjoy watching on TV .... Yoo bad they let their celebrity go to their heads ... Because , you meet the people coming down that you crapped on going up !!!!!!!! Hardley any one stays on top !!!!!!!

screw all of you...Jeremy Piven is a god at acting...if i could hang with any actor ever...he would be the guy! Screw you asses and get a life...learn to know a badass when you see him (Jeremy Piven)!
FUCK YOU ALL...

I take it all back Piven raped me and spat on me after peeing on m-m-me!He's a terrible person.

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