Jake Gyllenhall is a neurotic underwear shopper

Jake Gyllenhaal is a wee bit neurotic about his underwear. During a recent trip to New York's Bloomingdale's department store, Jake was seen spending way too much time examining the different types of underwear. According to a witness:

"[Jake held] up a pair of tight white briefs that he'd pulled out of the package to examine, as if he'd never seen tighty whities before in his entire life. It was hilarious. He looked very confused and had a furrowed brow . . . He was examining undies like an anthropologist in the city's most highly trafficked department store." (Source)

Of course Jake has seen underwear before. He's just never seen a pair that wasn't already crumpled up beside his bed--right next to his own pair of boxers. Jake's never been much of a tighty whities fan ... his boyfriend Chuck on the other hand ... Get it? Because Jake's gay! And gay people are funny!

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Picky picky little dicky.

We should all be thankful he wasn't perusing the Speedo® rack.

"He’s just never seen a pair that wasn’t already crumpled up beside his bed–right next to his own pair of boxers."

lol!! Brokeback drawers!

he a ugly white cunt

Actually those pants make him look like he has Cisco Adler balls.

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