According to videographer Norm Pardo, O.J. Simpson may be the baby daddy of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter, Dannielynn Hope. Pardo became friendly with O.J. while amassing hours of footage of him between 2000 and 2005. Though it's extremely unlikely O.J. is the father, he did know Anna Nicole, having worked with her on the film Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult in 1994. According to Pardo, after Anna Nicole died Simpson began joking that he might be the father:

"I hope they don't do a DNA test on Anna Nicole's baby. If they find out Dannielynn is mine, I don't want Fred Goldman [the father of Ron Goldman, who was killed by O.J.]trying to seize her money - or the baby herself."

Pardo also revealed:

"[O.J.] said he knew Anna Nicole pretty well, and he said he had slow-moving sperm, and he might be the father." (Source)

I don't know who this O.J. Simpson character is but he seems like kind of a dick. I just did a Google search on him and he appears to be black. And since Dannielynn is whiter than a dude that's allergic to the sun, science says that O.J. can't possible be the father. Science also says the real father of my son is Jose, the Mexican dude that lives across the street. Screw you science, you lying son-of-a-bitch!