From the New York Daily News: Which living-legend actor, during a break from his long-term relationship a few years ago, paid a high-end yenta (who charges some clients up to $50,000) to set him up? The young lady was duly found, but, despite several dates, he was always too drunk by the end of the evening to consummate the relationship. "He would just lie on the bed and say, 'Squeeze hard!'" laughs the snitch. (Source)
I just might be Peter O'Toole?
Jack Nicholson
Al Franken?
Cardinal Frances George?
I don't think it's Sir Ian McKellen.