
Despite being one of television’s hottest stars, House star Hugh Laurie is a sad man. He's has had difficulty coping with his fame because his wife and three children are back home thousands of miles away in his native London. Though he misses his family, he doesn't want them to uproot their lives and move to Los Angeles. He told the UK's Daily Mail:
"It's tragic - I'm an absentee father. But now they're teenagers and they've got their own life and it's tough to drag them out. We continue to look for signs that would allow us to be together."Laurie has been photographed looking thoroughly miserable in LA--[he] was seen renting a small boat in LA and sitting glumly on his own. (Source)
Jesus Christ, how depressing. Pretty much the only way this little boat scene could be more depressing is if Hugh was wearing clown makeup but not the happy-face clown--the one that brings cotton candy and smiles to little children, but rather the sad-face clown--the one that used to look up Mommy's skirt. He gave me candy so I wouldn't tell. It was our little secret.
Jesus Christ, how depressing. Pretty much the only way this little boat scene could be more depressing is if Hugh was wearing clown makeup but not the happy-face clown--the one that brings cotton candy and smiles to little children, but rather the sad-face clown--the one that used to look up Mommy's skirt. He gave me candy so I wouldn't tell. It was our little secret.
Jesus Christ, how depressing. Pretty much the only way this little boat scene could be more depressing is if Hugh was wearing clown makeup but not the happy-face clown--the one that brings cotton candy and smiles to little children, but rather the sad-face clown--the one that used to look up Mommy's skirt. He gave me candy so I wouldn't tell. It was our little secret.














I despise Hugh Laurie. He should bury his sorrows under a mountain of coke, or go skiing on Mt. Double D's. Fuck this asshole, I bet his wife is getting pounded by prince william while he's here. Don't worry douchebag, you're coming into your last minute of fame.
They can't move the whole House set to appease him? He is the star.
Hey Carlos, what's up?
Sorry Bladder, I just hate guys crying because they're too successful. Does anybody want to hear me lament the fact that my huge penis scares women? I don't think so.
By the way, it does, ladies.
I personally don't want to hear about your oversized penis.
You do sound like an alright kind of a dude though.
Why don't you two get a room...and video tape it so my boyfriend can give me a reach around while we watch.
You can easily be eliminated woody.
Take your bullshit over there to the Superficial or someplace where your humor is appreciated.
you rock Nick...love your sense of humor...will you marry me???
Possibly
Nick
Owner/Editor
Celebslam.com
Awww, poor Hugh! I would love to keep him company! He's smokin ass hot and super talented.
You guys trashin him are just hatin and probably suffering from penis envy!!!!
dude, Carlos... what IS ur problem with Hugh? ur just fucking jealous.... thats probably ur problem...
~Tara