American Idol judge Simon Cowell received a taste of his own medicine recently. While attempting to parallel park his black Jaguar into a particularly tight space, the acerbic Brit was figuratively torn apart by a group of "high school guys." From Mike Walker of the National Enquirer:

"Hey, Simon, what on earth were you thinking?...Who told you that you could drive?...It's painful to watch you do this!...You've got to be the worst driver I've ever seen!" Simon seemed highly amused, actually - but finally took off after one snarky kid hollered: "Sorry, Simon...it's a NO for me!" (Source)

Here we go again, I mean how many times do I have to say it? DON'T FUCK WITH SIMON COWELL. There's a good chance death and/or disfigurement will occur if you taunt this dude. I'd rather dip myself in honey and use a bee hive as a speed bag. Or tape ice cream sandwiches to my body and go running through Rosie O'Donnell's house.