Sylvester Stallone was charged today with illegally importing HGH into Australia. The Rocky Balboa star was busted on February 16 after Aussie customs' officials found five boxes of the growth hormone Jintropin in his baggage. At the time of the bust Stallone told reporters the hormone was something he's "taken for years." If convicted, Sly faces a fine of $110,000 Australian dollars ($86,000 US). According to court documents, Jintropin is:

...not approved by the US Food and Drug Administration, and is not a recognised treatment for any medical condition. Somatropin [the active ingredient in Jintropin] is advertised on the internet as enhancing sexual performance, reducing body fat, increasing energy, removing wrinkles, boosting muscle mass and for the "re-generation of major organs that shrink with age." (Source)

Yikes, remind me to NEVER take Jintropin. Are they sure "removing wrinkles" is one of the properties of the drug? Perhaps what they actually meant to say was OHMYFUCKINGGOD LOOK AT SYLVESTOR STALLONE'S FACE. He looks like he just finished shooting a scene for Rocky where he takes a series of jabs to the face, but they kept having to reshoot that scene for 17 years because of bad lighting. "Take 7389 of Sylvester Stallone repeatedly getting punched in the face ... and ... ACTION!"

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Yikes, remind me to NEVER take Jintropin. Are they sure "removing wrinkles" is one of the properties of the drug? Perhaps what they actually meant to say was OHMYFUCKINGGOD LOOK AT SYLVESTOR STALLONE'S FACE. He looks like he just finished shooting a scene for Rocky where he takes a series of jabs to the face, but they kept having to reshoot that scene for 17 years because of bad lighting. "Take 7389 of Sylvester Stallone repeatedly getting punched in the face ... and ... ACTION!"