"The skanks are supposed to use the side door..."
Can you beat my caption?
Winner, decided by me and posted Monday night (4/2), to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed)
Winner (4/3): Congratulations to this week’s winner BlastBottom:
Why are you calling for a car? The free clinic is only a half block that way.
Check back this Friday for new contest.
"I told you to go blow that Elephant!"
Get your ass into your daily herpicidal bath... NOW!
you can blow me over there , no one will see. Oh you want to be caught on tape ....
BITCH I TOLD YOU TO GET BACK ON THAT CORNER AND MAKE ME SOME MONEY; DON'T ME PIMP SLAP YOU AGAIN; YA HEARD ME?
Kneel before ZOD!!!
The abortion clinic is around the corner.
Go directly to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.
move bitch get out the way! get out the way bitch get out the way!
On the phone again? Weren't you giving blowjob serv.. I mean given bottle service.
I don't care if your throat hurts, get back in the car!
Why are you calling for a car? The free clinic is only a half block that way.
No worries, the 24 hour Walgreens down the street should be able to get you a Valtrex refill with no problem.
"No one is 'out to get you' Paris--your house is another block down!"
"I SAID GO TO MY ROOM! AND GET ON YOUR KNEES!"
Only after her lawyer demonstrates what "going out" will be like once she's under house arrest does Paris realize that driving with a suspended license may not have been the brightest idea.
There's a McDonald's a few blocks away. Come on, my treat.
Trust me. If you hold your arm out like this you can't get pregnant.
Paris, look McDonalds has almost caught up to you, over a billion served!!!!
"get back over there.. my hour is not up!"
Paris! Get off the phone with your daddy! Maybe if you go back over there like I am paying you for, I will show you a real daddy
Paris! get off the phone, and get BACK OVER THERE
you still have 25 mins to walk me like a dog!
"I've told you a hundred times, you aren't allowed to play with my daughter anymore...You're a bad influence! Now for the last time, get the hell off my front porch or I'll slap that dirty look right off your face!"
No, you may not pick up your johns right here.
Did you say that the ginormous ass and ill fitting suit store is that way?
He was the only man brave enough to confront the heiress before her droopy eyelid stare shriveled another man's testicles. His courage was not rewarded...
Who won this bi@ch?
LMAO
ew, you better be generous 'cause you look nothing like your craigslist pic.