Thora Birch (that chick from Ghost World, American Beauty, and Patriot Games) has a really supportive father. As in Joesimpsonesque supportive. Errrrr creepy, I meant creepy. While his daughter was filming a sex scene for the upcoming The Winter of Frozen Dreams, Jack Birch forced his way onto the closed set and demanded to watch. From today's New York Post:

"It was so wrong. The director is saying, 'Harder! Faster!' and the father is giving Winters the thumbs up." ... Her dad, who "looks like Charles Manson" in a "full-length leather coat and wraparound sunglasses, even at night" ... Jack Birch was on the set every day giving orders - even telling director Eric Mandelbaum where to place his camera so that Thora would look her best ... Mandelbaum was about to shoot the first sex scene Monday when, "all of a sudden, the front door is being kicked in. Her father was threatening to kill the assistant directors. Then he threatens to pull her from the movie with three days of shooting left."... Making matters worse, a problem with the focus on the camera necessitated 14 takes. "It was the most bizarre, perverse scene," said our witness. "One girl on the crew broke down crying."

To be fair to Thora's father, she does have a big rack. Like really big. Like damn I better Google this chick's name in the hopes she's done a nude scene before big (she has, pic here). And really what is "father" but some meaningless term society throws around so men feel bad about catching a glimpse of their buxom 16-year-old daughter walking out of the shower. WELL SCREW YOU SOCIETY--if my daughter doesn't want me looking at her, she shouldn't wear such a sexy towel.