Elton John attended the annual gay S&M themed "Black Party" at the Roseland Ballroom in New York City last weekend to celebrate his 60th birthday. According to a source at the party, there was little fanfair surrounding Elton's visit since everyone was either "messed up on drugs" or too drunk to notice the famous singer. From the New York Daily News:
[Elton] was spotted around 3 a.m. holding court in a small back room with a new pal, described as "a very tall and muscular African-American man wearing black leather." (Source)
I defy you to think of a gayer possible scene than a 60-year-old Elton John on a couch making out with a huge leather-clad black dude--and no using Tom Cruise or John Travolta in your answer, that's not fair. That's like bringing a cruise missile to a knife fight.
Saturday night IS all right for fighting.
On a similar note.
Sean Penn should pay a visit to Elton John's plastic surgeon.
http://www.celebslam.com/page/2/
Let me try that link again.
http://www.celebslam.com/sean-penn-is-wordy#comments
Challenge accepted. How about this: Clay Aiken and Lance Bass wrestling in an inflatable pool filled with cooking oil while George Michael shoots off Knuckle Children and wears stilletoes. I need help...
Woody, you do need help you sick bastard. But not as much help as Ricky Martin rubbing coco butter on Nathan Lanes' ass during a George Takei one man show of "Star Trek: The search for the Little Black Hole" on Broadway.
That literally made me laugh out loud. Well done Carlos!