Broward County authorities revealed Monday that Anna Nicole Smith--surprise, surprise--died of a drug overdose. Tests done on Anna's body revealed nine different prescriptions drugs in her system. NINE. A "major factor" in her death was chloral hydrate, a drug used to treat insomnia and alcohol withdrawal, relieve anxiety, and ease post-surgery pain. One of the sexy, "contributing causes" to Anna's death was abscesses on her butt caused by "injections and and an intestinal inflammation." Chief Medical Examiner Dr. Joshua Perper revealed at a news conference:

"The cause of death was combined drug intoxication. It looks like she died of natural causes." (Source)

Wait, what? The guy just said in the previous sentence that Anna died from "combined drug intoxication." Umm, having nine different kinds of drugs in your system doesn't sound that natural to me. Unless we're talking about my Grandma. They used to call her the "medicine cabinet" back in High School. They also used to call her "Cucumber Mary" but, trust me, it's best I don't go into the details behind that one.