In what is most certainly not a made-up claim, rap mogul Sean "Diddy" Combs told the London Mirror he had sex for 30-straight hours upon arriving in London with girlfriend Kim Porter last week:
"As soon as we landed, we went straight to the Eiffel Tower, drank champagne at the top and just kissed and kissed. Then we went up to my suite and had tantric sex for at least 30 hours, ordering up whipped cream and strawberries while we were at it. As meticulous as I am with my work, I'm more meticulous with lovemaking. I like to do it for a long time." (Source)
Is it possible to have too much of a good thing. I mean I enjoy sex as much as the next guy but, c'mon, 30 hours? If you're anything like me, you just want to get in, do your business, and then get back to your puzzle. Right now, I'm working on a 10,000 piecer of a New England lighthouse. Such fun! Just like PlayStation!
UPDATE: A reader just kindly informed me the Eiffel Tower is not in London. Of course, I know this, I was merely testing you. Up next? THE OBSTACLE COURSE
The Eiffel Tower is not in London.....
Geography 101 are you having a problem because the rest of the story seems so true, but the geography part of it is inaccurate? I think that Sting and Diddy need to get together because they both boast about how long they can do tantric and apparently he's part of GLAAD.
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What a crock of shite.
Thanks Geography101. I had all kinds of hilarious things to post. You went and deflated my funny balloon with your rationality. Damn you and your comeupance.
See Kristi, I used the word (comeupance)in a sentence. Oh sure, it may be out of context, but why quibble.
He went straight to the Eiffel Tower? From London? And he is "meticulous" at lovemaking. The Eiffel Tower thing exposes the whole thing BS. If this dumbass can't find a 1,000 ft tower in the middle of Paris, France he sure as hell can't find a clit.
30 hours??? My record is 30 seconds. Usually I'm done at knocking on the door and then falling asleep for 8 hours. Just telling the truth, like Diddy.
I'll ask the obvious: Who the hell would want to fuck Diddy, much less for a real long time?!
Here's the part "Diddy" left out: for 29& 1/2 of those hours, he was being plowed by a well hung, but smelly tranny mime named Suzzanna le Koont.
Good job Full Bladder. It's a great word to work into any blog.
Feed me words Kristi, feed me words!
As soon as he was done screwing, they went to Ireland and visited the leaning Tower of Pisa, and then off to Germany to see their favorite place, the Taj Mahal.
After he was done screwing, they went to Ireland to see the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Then they travelled to Germany to visit the Taj Mahal.
What a friggin loser. I feel sorry for the reporter though. Imagine having to try and keep a straight face during the interview.