NBC is holding a press conference this Friday to promote their latest reality show, Real Wedding Crashers, hosted by Ashton Kutcher. As you might have guessed, the show is inspired by last year's box-office hit Wedding Crashers. According to Reality TV Magazine, the television incarnation of the movie:
"...will feature hidden cameras that will record improvisational actors who go undercover at real weddings to bring an added element of surprise to the traditional proceedings." (Source)
The press conference will be strictly business--NBC made it clear no "personal questions" about Ashton or his wife Demi Moore will be allowed--especially no questions about Demi supposedly being pregnant. The actress' rep responded to that rumor:
"If or when Demi is pregnant, she and her husband will decide if that extremely private information should be made public." (Source)
Would you consider "Does your wife swallow?" a personal question? I've been meaning to ask him that for quite some time now and this press conference seems like the perfect opportunity. Based on past experiences, it's usually hit or miss when I ask husbands that question--sometimes they hit me but most of the time they miss. No one can dodge a punch like me. And by "punch" I mean "request for child support." DNA results my ass, Get off my porch bitch!
HAAAA, Nick you're a fool! LOL. You really should think about getting into script writing for comedy series. You're just that good! And yeah, I'm sure she is pregnant. They basically reveled that she is by saying don't ask the question.
Mr Kutcher is rapidly becoming the king of the hidden camera type reality show.
Kind of like, oh I don't know, Allen Funt of Candid Camera did 50 fucking years ago.
Get a real job Ashton.
No Nick, you can't leave Celebslam for some high fluting city job.
Where will I go to find my internet comedy?
"I got no where else to go!"
(The quoted line is from Richard Gere in An Officer and a Gentleman)
Thank you very much.
That show sounds incredibly stupid and I would sue his ass if he ruined my wedding day.
Hopefully Ashton and Demi will make cuter kids that Bruce and Demi. Man does she have some ugly kids.
I hope Demi's kid comes out looking like Fez. Ashton, you just got punked, bitch!
this site is hilarious i'm dying with that last line
You would think with a pretty mom, and a handsome dad like Bruce Willis, that she would have had prettier kids, but your right, they are not. I won't believe Demis pregnant til she announces it herself.
Look at Ashton's face in that pic...he's totally, "Yep, this is who I get to fuck at night." How funny...except she's looking like, "This? is who I get to fuck at night??? Yea." Priceless looks on their faces!