Heather Locklear has been on a bit of a spending spree lately. Even though she gets to keep the $6 million house she shared with ex-husband Richie Sambora, the former Melrose Place star just purchased a $1.25 million Beverly Hills condo. And she's also buying a lot of useless crap for rumored boyfriend David Spade. From Mike Walker of the National Enquirer:

And although hubba-hubba Heather's coyly denying a hot 'n' heavy hookup with David Spade, My Spies tell me she's showering the diminutive dude with thou$and$ of bling-things like golden skulls with diamond-eyes, bracelets and necklaces. And shoe lifts. (Source)

I totally added that last line. After all we are talking about David Spade. He's got Gary Coleman beat by like two inches--though below the belt it's probably a different story (I have it on good authority that Gary swings the lumber). If I would have known Heather was into short has-beens with dumpy bodies, I'd have given her my sister-in-law's number. If you can get over her five-o-clock shadow and jealous streak, she's an absolute keeper.