Heather Locklear has been on a bit of a spending spree lately. Even though she gets to keep the $6 million house she shared with ex-husband Richie Sambora, the former Melrose Place star just purchased a $1.25 million Beverly Hills condo. And she's also buying a lot of useless crap for rumored boyfriend David Spade. From Mike Walker of the National Enquirer:
And although hubba-hubba Heather's coyly denying a hot 'n' heavy hookup with David Spade, My Spies tell me she's showering the diminutive dude with thou$and$ of bling-things like golden skulls with diamond-eyes, bracelets and necklaces. And shoe lifts. (Source)
I totally added that last line. After all we are talking about David Spade. He's got Gary Coleman beat by like two inches--though below the belt it's probably a different story (I have it on good authority that Gary swings the lumber). If I would have known Heather was into short has-beens with dumpy bodies, I'd have given her my sister-in-law's number. If you can get over her five-o-clock shadow and jealous streak, she's an absolute keeper.
Gee Nick, I'm kind of sorry to say this, but the way that Mike Walker of the National Enquirer writes, he makes you look like a hack!
Just kidding man, you am the best. :)
Yeah, use the spell check! "If would have known..."?????
Yo 'teach', spell check wouldn't help in that application.
Who's the chubby face sitting with David Spade?
I think that is a really old picture.
Cybil Shepard?
What did Heather do to her face?
Lucky fucking bastard, a rich beautiful lady buying HIM stuff, what a rackett.