
David Beckham angered his wife Victoria the other night at Nobu in London. The two were sitting near former muscular tranny model Kelly Killoren Bensimon (above) and David simply couldn't keep his eyes off of her. According to a witness:
"Beckham was straining his neck to check Kelly out the entire time. Everyone at her table was commenting on it. Finally, Posh got up and left, and she barely ate anything."
No shit Victoria/Posh barely ate anything. You don't achieve a weight of 87 pounds by actually eating. Just like you don't achieve a reputation as a crime-fighting badass without taking out a motorcycle gang or two ... I lied, it was four.














You call a lot of people trannys
Soooo, Beckham is getting the seven year itch? It happens to the most hardened criminals.
What a bag of shit if this is true. I know guys look, but most have the decency not to punk their wives when they are doing it. No wonder Posh is so obviously fixated on her looks.
Posh is looking pretty ragged these days. When this girl isn't smiling she's pretty, but she definately doesn't light up the room with her smile.
she's hotter than victoria (in that she does not look like a bobblehead doll)... but beckham is a prick and his voice is emasculating, he sounds like a little girl.
Yes, I have also noticed how often you call people 'trannys'. You seem to have some difficulty telling people's genders. Puzzling.
And as for the reliability of celeb gossip, please people, 90% of it is pure crap.
She is far more attractive than Posh mouse.
No, it's not the 7 year itch. He snuck away from that boney skank's radar long enough to do his usual 2 second job, with Paris Hilton this time, and caight a dose of herpes from her.
Becks has long been rumoured to be a dirty dawg, this is no real surprise. I do have a pang of sympathy for Sticktoria though but what can I say, if its true then GET SOME SELF RESPECT GIRL!!
Nick, you need to tell these people coming up in here who are saying you call people trannies a lot....to fall back, it's not that crucial, lol. Come on Full Bladder, we can't let me talk crazy about Nick like that.
Opps...I meant let "them" talk crazy....my bad, I was a lil heated when I typed that, lol.
man, when you take posh and add the olsen twins and nicole richie and paris plus angelina jolie-- they weigh almost as much as one of my dumps!
although, my turds smell nicer!!
I know of Kelly from her jewelry line. It's actually really nice and I have been dying to get my hands on the Owl necklace. It's hard to come by though. I just saw that hautelook.com is having a sample sale on this collection tomorrow. So I am excited. They always have really great deals there.