Pierce Brosnan as 007 James Bond

Pierce Brosnan is not James Bond. On a recent flight from Kauai to Los Angeles, Brosnan's plane had to land in Honolulu due to a medical emergency. When a flight attendant asked if there were any doctors on board, a passenger turned to Brosnan and joked:

"Come on, you're Bond. Shouldn't you be able to do something about this?" Brosnan kind of laughed and said, "Unfortunately that's only in my make-believe life.' " (Source)

Funny, I'm also James Bond in my make-believe life. Just the other days I stopped a Russian industrialist from launching a satellite that would have controlled your thoughts via radio waves. I lost a leg and my virginity but, hey, the country wasn't saving itself. You guys owe me!

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Pierce Brosnan is a douche and he doesn't just play one in the movies.

I love how first class passengers make jokes at the expense of medical emergencies in the coach section. It's like Titanic all over again.

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