Britney Spears' supposed "favorite aunt"--32 year old Chandra McGovern--gave an interview to the UK's Daily Star over the weekend. McGovern, who admitted she is "truly terrified" about what might happen to her niece, thinks the best thing Britney could do for herself is to leave rehab and return back home to her native Louisiana:

"It would give her the chance to breathe some fresh air and take her time to discover herself again. She has been on an emotional roller-coaster for the past few years and it has obviously crashed off the rails. Britney has to sort her priorities out and quickly, before it is too late, otherwise she may end up dead. It is heartbreaking to go from knowing Britney as she was as a child to seeing how she is now, with everything falling apart." (Source)

Yeah, screw rehab and the so called "doctors" with their fancy book learning and their medical degrees and whatnot. Where were they last June when Mama was trying to quit crack? Or last July when she was hooked on meth and black dudes? Or even in August when she couldn't kick Sudoku puzzles? Damn you Sudoku and your addictive empty boxes yearning to be filled with numbers, HOW MANY MORE LIVES MUST YOU CLAIM?!?